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Made a new account!

abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

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mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via pizza)

moderately-whelmed:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE
AND YOU DO IT
AND THEN YOU’RE LIKE SHIT I FUCKED UP

(Source: moderatelywhelmed, via pizza)

andrewbelami:

i need a lifeee

(you have to click on the photos to see what i did)

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thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

thejamesboyle:

i have seen everything i need to see before i die

(Source: multitudeofgifs, via pizza)

mishasteeth:

downtroddendeity:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I am laughing so hard it is getting difficult to breathe.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’M CRYING

mishasteeth:

downtroddendeity:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I am laughing so hard it is getting difficult to breathe.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’M CRYING

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henrycavillsstinkface:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE JERKS WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MEN KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

This is actually adorable

henrycavillsstinkface:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE JERKS WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS

AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL

'AWW YEEEA MY MEN KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'

AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

This is actually adorable

(Source: 4gifs, via colorthesky-red)

braydaaan:

annehathawillannehathaway:

children are horrible creatures

never having a child

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